When I jerk off... <-- view the video here because for some reason, NG doesn't let me embed instagram videos. :(

BUMS:

I've been doing this cool challenge where I skip at LEAST 1000 times with a jump rope every day for the last 39 days... I've been documenting it with cool daily pics on www.Patreon.com/hania since Day 10. For those who want to support the effort - kind of like a Photographer's POV of the workout, become a Photographer on my Patreon! If you're afraid of bum shots... don't become a Photographer Patron on Patreon. Because the amount of ass is overwhelming.

BEATS:

Spotify Link

YouTube Music Link

This is a perfect Gorillaz-sounding track, it's called "Round and Around" and you should just chill with a beer in hand to this track like... right now. Also, Trackers is going to post this song to Newgrounds pretty soon, so if you're keen to have it on here, make sure you're following TRACKERS

Thanks for reading, have a great day!! <3

The Fever is Growing

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas!! It's 1:40am and I'm just trying to get in some me time before the rush of tomorrow hits... - correction - of later this morning hits... ergh. Days are too short.

I wanted to link ^ you to another track from my Wanted Vigilante album. I think it's a nice calm piece that showcases storyline and vokes - a nice Friday morning kind of track. Because why not.

THANK YOU

As always with these front page posts, I want to thank everyone for being so damn supportive on here!!! You and this community of NG artists are so amazing, it blows my mind at how lucky we are to have each other. In saying that, too, the fact that some of you are also supporting me on Patreon is beyond awesome. So thank you!

BUSINESS

Remember, if your professional project needs female vokes or a full track composed by yours truly, message me with the details and budget, and let's get the ball rolling. *winkety*

SOMETHING FUN

Here's a picture from my latest photo shoot (you can see more HERE on Monday the 30th December). Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, and let's make 2020 the BEST YEAR YET!!

Cheers,

Hania

My every-now-and-then call for support is happening NOW on Patreon!

As you all know, everything I do is on my own - there's no team of like-minded-individuals that help me create my music, lyrics, compose, record, mix, master, frolic, market, manage social media accounts, ... so basically I'm in the same boat as most of you on Newgrounds. We are our own team.

And to keep the lights on and keep making what I make, I would LOVE your support!! Thank you!!

I had a baby, yo!

Charlotte was born on February 1st, 2018! I'm a mama!!!! 

And in the last 5 weeks, almost 6, I've been running on sleep-fumes. I hear that's normal and that it'll get better the older she gets!

... guys, she's so tiny and precious! 

Patrick and I are super proud parents. Tired. But super proud! ...and super tired.

After 10 months of creating songs for this epic concept album, there are 12 brand spanking new songs that I am so proud to present to you! They all tell the story of becoming a Vigilante, and before this album hits the stores on Feb 1st, I offer it to you RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! 

I look forward to hearing what you have to say about the music! 

Got questions? Ask!

I am so excited to be sharing this news with you all!!

In 4 months, the next chapter of my life is going to start and I am SUPER PUMPED!

It's weird because at first when I was planning to get pregnant, I was afraid it would hinder my music making. Or people's perception of my music. But I've created so many songs since becoming pregnant (for my WANTED: Vigilante album + singles) , and my fans have been nothing but excited and supportive of this news, that I feel like perhaps this second heart, second brain, 10 other fingers and toes etc etc might actually be freakishly helping me in some way. :p 

At the very least, I feel like I'm a temporary time lord. 

Enjoy the reveal! And enjoy the song that follows. <3 

-hania

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- Tracks used within the video - 

"Forget Me" - Hania
Released 2017
Single
Available for download on SideTrackPro.com/Hania

"Be My Super Hero" - Hania
Released 2017
Album: The Hero Within
Available for download on 
iTunes
Google Play Music
Amazon Music
SideTrackPro.com/Hania
 

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/762019?updated=1503604400 

I've put it as 'Other - Miscellaneous' but is that right? Am I the only one who has trouble figuring out what genre my stuff fits into?

You have until the 18th of Feb!! Pre-Order Now (pay later) 

I'm finally doing it. I'm getting physical... I'm making an album on a Physical CD for You. 

Why Pre-Order the CD?

• Your name will be included in the printed SPECIAL THANKS SECTION page of the CD's booklet!
• You are guaranteed to receive a copy of the CD
• I will sign the booklet for you (and write whatever else you want on there!)
• Bragging rights

When do you need to pay for it?

NOT YET! First I need you to decide if you're going to want to buy the CD and fill ou the pre-order form. 

To keep the cost of the Album under $20, I need to order a certain amount of CD's with their booklets.  This means that I need to make sure I've got enough people wanting to purchase a physical copy of my Album so that I break even on the printing costs! :D

Once I reach this 'Album Milestone', I'll be able to place the order and at that point, I'll be emailing you with a Secure PayPal Link for you to click & pay. Once you receive that email, you'll have 48 hours to click the link and make the payment of $19.99 + shipping. If you follow that one easy step, your name is guaranteed to be on the booklet! 

How much is it?   $19.99 + Shipping

 HOW DO I PRE-ORDER?

Click THIS LINK  to head over to the Pre-Order Form. Simple!

What will be on the album?

The album will be a collection of my New & Most Popular songs. Basically expect a lot of music. ;) 

I want to hear a SPECIFIC (hania) song on the album. Can I request it?

Yes!! Simply CLICK ON THIS RIGHT HERE and leave a comment with the song that you absolutely would love to hear on the album and I'll see what I can do about putting it on there! ;) The reason that I haven't included this question in the pre-order form or on this Newgrounds Post is because I didn't want to force you to name a track. But for my die-hard fans that absolutely must hear this one song on the CD, your time to speak up is right now. RIGHT THERE. <3 

Did someone drop a Christmas album? F@ck yes they did! 

Tracks:

01. The List (Original: Jazzy and funny)
02. We Wish You a Merry Christmas (Cover: Traditional Christmas mood)
03. The Meaning of Christmas (Original: Built with a generous sprinkling of Epic)
04. Angels We Have Heard on High (Cover: Harmony upon harmony!)
05. Believe in Claus (Original: Sung by a real elf)
06. Jolly Ol' Saint Nicholas (Cover: Jazz, toe tapping, mentions specific fans... ) 

You're going to love it! Go grab it and add the new stuff to your classic Christmas Listening playlist. 
 

Enjoy!